btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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