Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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