i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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