He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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