This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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