By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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