so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
vagina is talking i cant
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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