Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
foreskin is a definite game changer
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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