thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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