haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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