I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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