if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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