Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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