Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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