You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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