im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
