can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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