she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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