Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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