Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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