you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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