STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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