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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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