my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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