everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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