belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Randomize