guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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