you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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