sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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