I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
