problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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