she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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