I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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