Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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