went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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