People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i think i have herpe
just one?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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