Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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