we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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