You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
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