he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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