literally had 100 drinks last night.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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