it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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