And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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