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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
My vagina is officially offended.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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