She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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