Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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