I think i sorta joined a cult last night
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Randomize