this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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