he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
The power of my boobs compel you
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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