is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I know her cup size but not her name....
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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