I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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