I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
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