and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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